Self-Respect
“Luckily for us, we have a large social media following. But Jesus Christ, I would never in a million years ask anyone for anything for free.”
“In the future, I advise you to offer to pay your way like everyone else, and if the hotel believes your coverage will help them, maybe they’ll give you a complimentary update to a suite. This would show more self-respect on your part and, let’s face it, it would be less embarrassing to you.”
In order to protect the privacy of those depicted, some names, locations, and identifying characteristics have been changed and are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblances to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.