Wrong Honey
I needed a ham for Easter dinner. I called to order one and when they answered, I couldn’t decide what size to get…”we’re having 10 people, but I want leftovers, so maybe one that will feed 15? The guy let me ramble for awhile, then responded, “Ma’am, this is Honeywell, I think you want Honeybaked.” Story credit: Reddit / sunnyday222