Large Pepperoni Please
Many years ago, my dad was working for the USGS. He and some colleagues were working late one night and decided to order a pizza. They dialed the number for the local pizza place but forgot to first dial for an outside line, so they were unwittingly dialing into the federal government phone system.
Apparently the first few numbers of the pizza place’s phone number turned out to be the direct extension for some office in whatever the 1980’s version of Homeland Security was. Instead of the pizza place they ended up with some very grumpy man demanding to know how they got that number. Story credit: Reddit / Lachwen