Don’t Need Money, Don’t Need Fame
One time I was out with my friends at night. We stopped in to get some pizza at a place that sold by the slice and always had a heated rack full of slices at the front counter. I got my slice and went to pay for it and they refused my cash, so I took out my debit card and said I can pay on debit, and they refused that too.
Then I heard it loud and clear, “I’m telling you again; you can have the pizza for free, we’re closing!” Story credit: Reddit / KeckyOK