Everyone Loves Ice Cream, Nobody Wants a Politician
I use to work for a politician. We had an ice cream shop next door. Every day, especially in good weather, people would March into my office and get annoyed I wasn’t serving ice cream. The doors were right next to each other.
Some people came in and pretended they did it on purpose. I gave all the nice people pens or pins or things. Story credit: Reddit / ReactionEuphoric5362