Don’t Fear the Reaper
I play in a band that hovers around like indie jam rock. Lots of original stuff. Guy comes up to us at a bar gig and asks if we know any Slayer. We kind of chuckle because that sort of thing is typically a joke like the whole ‘play free bird” thing. Nope.
Dude was dead serious. Had to actually tell him, no, sir we do not know any Slayer. Sorry. No disrespect to Slayer at all, just worlds away from the two hours of music he just heard us play. We do have a Blue Oyster Cult cover we pull out to mess with people but that’s about as heavy as we get. Story credit: Reddit / Sweags