The Case of the Missing Cheeseburgers
I used to work at a drive through coffee stand. Two guys came through, asking for cheeseburgers. We explained that this is a coffee stand, we have breakfast sandwiches, but if they want cheeseburgers they’ll have to go down the street to jack in the box.
It took them a solid 5 minutes of us re-explaining this to them before they understood. Story credit: Reddit / pnwrdh