Go Ahead and Call My Boss
I was delivering catering to an office one day and the receptionist started freaking out because she had messed up the order she placed. She was yelling at me in front of her boss, saying that I was late (I was early) and that the order was wrong when it wasn’t.
She was making such a big issue of it and then said she was going to report me to my manager and get me fired.
So I said see if I care and gave her the number. She called and I picked up on my cell phone because I own the catering business.
Everyone in that room was laughing at her.
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