Hold Your Breath

I went to the doctor to get an X-ray done on my back. I heard the woman working the machine instruct me to, “Hold your breasts,” as her hand hovered over the button.
Horrified, I grabbed both my breasts in absolute panic, not understanding what the x-ray machine could possibly do to them.
Then the woman broke out laughing. “No, sweetie!” she said, “Your breath! Hold your breath!” I am so stupid. cartron3000