Who Just Happens To Need A Suction Cup?
I didn’t actually plan for this, it just worked out. But one day for some reason I put a suction cup in my pocket. I can’t exactly remember why – it was from a shower hook that I think broke (?) and I put it in my pocket hoping to find a replacement or something.
Later that day I was standing around with a few friends and one friend was lamenting that his bumper was dented. He showed us and said, “I bet I could pop it right out if I had like a suction cup or something.”
I wordlessly pulled the suction cup out of my pocket and handed it to him. Everyone definitely thought I was creepy as *beep*.