#17 Blaming Dad
Not my child but myself (apparently, because I can’t remember). I was four years old and now I am 28, but my parents told me that I once got my toe stuck under a door and lost skin due to it. When I went to kindergarten the day after, the teacher asked what happened. I told her my dad did it. My parents had to come to school that evening for a talk. Oops.
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