My Other Boyfriend
I had been seeing an American girl for about 2 years while studying in the UK. Now almost 10 years later she was still one of the more serious girlfriends I had, we were always together and loving every minute of it.
She had to move back to the US after our studies, big tearful last day in the UK “but we’ll see each other soon enough”. Quite quickly the distance became problematic, awkward conversations on the phone and all that.
So I decided to visit her. Last nail in the coffin.
I went to see her in NYC, after about two days of everything being quite normal between us she says this slob who’s been hanging around here the whole time “is actually my boyfriend”, while we had never broken up! I had to endure another 10 days hanging around both of them before my flight home.
But it’s ok — he gave her a disease soon after.