Puppy Love
I was only 14 when I got dumped for not taking my girlfriend to KFC. We met up in the city center and it seemed alright until she mentioned KFC. Being 14, I wasn’t flush with cash and didn’t bring any with me. I figured we’d just walk around or look in the shops or whatever. She went off on a giant rant about how immature and childlike I am because I didn’t bring any money to go to KFC. I was like… wtf, you’ve literally never even mentioned that you wanted to go there?
Being 14 was weird.