The Eight-Legged Lashes
Reddit user Icvotria’s boyfriend would have totally freaked out if he had woken up in the middle of the night. But it wasn’t because she was watching him as he slept. It was because of the odd-looking thing that was crawling down his face.
“I woke up in the middle of the night last week and looked over at my boyfriend, sleeping soundly next to me. I was admiring his nice face, thinking what long, pretty eyelashes he had. I was half asleep, comfy and warm, and everything was lovely. As I became more alert, it slowly began to dawn on me that, though he does have very long, pretty eyelashes, they weren’t quite that long. That’s when the spider started moving across his face. THERE WAS A MASSIVE SPIDER ON HIS EYEBALL.”