11. Humans Are The Real Monsters
I used to groom Trump Jr’s dogs. They have poorly bred Havanese that were generally brought to us in a pee-filled carrier, with eyes crusted so bad they regularly had eye infections and poop caking their butts.
This is not an exaggeration. They were also almost always matted and needed to be cut short, which they would complain about.
Jr’s then-wife, Vanessa, actually talked my ex (who I ran the shop with) into dropping their prices by $10 each right off the bat because they were going to be “regular” customers.
I’d say we saw the dogs every 3-4 months, and I can’t tell you how many times the card we had on file would be declined and we’d have to call them for a new one.