1. I’m Not A Servant
A couple of years ago, I had a study group going for a college course. We were usually together for a good 3 or 4 hours, so it was pretty common for someone to volunteer to go get food for everyone.
Since they were the person getting us food, we would all kick in a little extra so that the person getting the food didn’t have to pay for theirs. Colloquially, “If you fly, I’ll buy.”
So one day, one of the girls in the group announces she’s going to a fast food place about an hour into the study session. I look up and say, “Ooh, I’ll buy if you fly.”
She looks at me like I’ve grown an extra appendage and scoffs, in this really disgusted tone, “I don’t bring food to other people. Servants do that.” Keep in mind, we’d all been doing this for each other for weeks now. She knew it was a thing. I was completely floored.