37. Princess Treatment
My grandfather thinks the world revolves around him. He does the whole “do you know who I am?” thing if he doesn’t get his way, despite the fact that he is not, and never has been, anyone of note or importance.
If he wants something, he expects you to drop whatever you’re doing, no matter what. He once threatened to beat me up when I wouldn’t get him a drink because he’s diabetic and can’t drink it. I’ve never met someone so far up their own butt.