59. She Had Better Stuff To Do
Our smoke alarm went off at 6:30 am and we called the fire department. They were searching the house for flames when the neighbor next door complained to us that she was going to be late for work because the fire truck was blocking our joint drive.
I mean, there were literally guys in heavy gear running in and out of the house. She was a high-paid techie marketer, too, not some struggling clerk.