71. Still Not Enough
A friend whined that his parents obviously didn’t care about him because they gave him an older model car for free in a color he disliked.
Another friend of mine getting job interviews because his father, who is moderately famous and upper-level management at a game company, ARRAIGNED THEM for him…
The friend would later complain that he’s so unlucky (disregarding the fact that getting an interview in the first place is lucky as hell) and that he could never work a retail job ever again.
Cue him being unemployed for 5 years, can’t drive because it makes him cry out of fear, but somehow thinks he deserves better.