#4 No Vampirism For Me!
I was about to put a new load of laundry into my washing machine in the dark. I saw what looked to be a large sock still in the washing machine. I put my hand halfway into the washing machine, then pulled my hand back out and thought huh, I usually don’t leave things in my washing machine… I turned on the light and it was actually a bat, just sitting in there.
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