13. Went Blank
Came back from a trip four hours early. My wife was supposed to be at work still. Opened the front door to see her sitting topless on the couch, making out with a coworker.
He ran out the door; she ran into a bathroom and locked the door.
I sat on that couch for about an hour because I couldn’t think of what else to do. Finally, I just stood up and left so she could come out of the bathroom and put a shirt on.