28. Big Mistake
This just happened two days ago.
I was in Florida on vacation with my girlfriend of 6 years, our four-year-old son, her family, and a few of her friends. She had been taking pictures down at the beach all afternoon on her phone.
We returned to the house we were staying at, and everyone was making dinner in the kitchen. I picked up her phone and opened it up to text my family the pictures she had taken.
As I was scrolling through the thread, I saw her ex-boyfriend’s name. Open up the messages, and first thing, there are videos of them doing something with their private parts that they had sent to each other. I yelled, “What the fudge is this?”
Her mom turned toward me and asked what was wrong, and I loudly proclaimed what I’d seen. She said that she had gone out with some friends, gotten drunk, invited him out for a drink, and ended up blowing coke all night.
Then, she said she got blackout drunk the next night and sent the videos. She claimed that was the only time she’d seen him.
Yeah, so when she fell asleep, of course, I went through her phone again. She’d seen him multiple times throughout the previous two months, and I found pictures of them together posing like a cutesy couple on their dates.
Her brother and Dad were PISSED. I got the fudge out there the next morning. It ruined the vacation for pretty much everyone and totally wrecked our family.