3. The Surprise

Walked in on my girlfriend while she was making out with another guy.
Me: [deep breaths] What are you doing here?!
Her: [sarcastic tone] You gave me a key, remember? I ended up not working today and wanted to surprise you.
15 years later, she reached out and left me a message that she’d like to talk. I figured she was doing some 12-step thing or something and wanted to make amends.
Nope. She wanted to try and sell me on Amway.