39. Melted Gum
It didn’t happen to me, but my closest friend growing up. He was making out with his girlfriend in the back of her car (which she had only had for a week), and he put his hand on the back of the car somewhere between the back of the headrests and the rear windshield.
I guess it’s the opposite of a dashboard.
Anyways he put his hand in a semi-fresh load of jizz. And her answer was that her gum must have flown from her mouth and landed back there, and the sun melted it into a jizz like substance!