49. Email Of Surprise
He left his email open.
A ton of Craigslist emails. He used a fake name to try to be sneaky. Anyway, I decided to open one of the emails. Boom chick with a guy’s private part. Asked wtf, and he said it was my fault. A going trend with him.
The day after I left him I got a call from the cops saying he was trying to entice a minor. Like To Catch a Predator crap.
Well, that’s my story.