57. Dumbest Excuse
I was playing the CSGO with the guys when my fiancé came home from the bar with a bunch of people. Pretty typical. We had started growing apart after I quit drinking and started focusing on school.
I kept playing my game.
They were all partying and drinking. After a while, it got quiet, so I decided to go hang out if she was still up.
Turned out one guy stayed, and she’s blowing him on the back porch. “It’s practice for you,” she says. “He’s gay, I swear.”
Yeah, ok.