Not Quite The End
You know the creepy child in a horror movie, the one who doesn’t smile and just stares at you? I saw one at an IKEA one time. It just stared at me as if it can penetrate my soul with its eyes. I thought that was the end of it, but I was so, so wrong. I went to a wedding the following week, and there’s that kid again, looking creepy as ever because now he’s wearing a bow tie.
I asked its parent if they were at IKEA or if by any chance this kid could have been at IKEA last week. They said no. This kid’s parents were actually nice. At the reception, they said they have a single friend they wanted me to meet. It turned out it was my first girlfriend’s sister.
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