I Became a Smoker to Get a Break at Work

“Old job gave us smoke breaks, but no 15 minute breaks for non-smokers. I explained this was [crazy] to my boss, he didn’t get it. So I took up “smoking” again. I’d take 15 minutes every shift to stand behind the building with a lit cigarette, puff it once, and then call my girlfriend on the phone.” Story credit: Reddit