I Told You So
I’m running booking one night, guy gets brought in for possessing a truly stupendous amount of substances. Im talking like 2 Rubbermade totes full of mushrooms, a huge bag of herb, and enough horse to overdose half the county.
“Well,” says he, “I’m a DEA informant and they told me to make the drop so they could be there and raid the crap out of everybody and let me go for helping.”
Uh huh. Riiiiiight. Face left please.
Guy is like, “I’m tellin you dude, they’re gonna be suuuuper mad that you country bumpkins screwed up their bust!”
Whatever, get in the holding cell and shut up.
About 3 hours later three guys show up, DEA agents. They’re super mad that our deputies screwed up their bust. I go back to the holding cell to let the guy out, and he’s just like, “They’re super mad, huh?”
Yeah.
“Told you so.” Story credit: Reddit / Vict0r117