Trying to Keep a Straight Face
Former marechaussee here (look it up it is a Dutch thing, police but also military). We also had jurisdiction over the American soldiers stationed here.
One day we got called over to a possible case of domestic violence. We arrive at the house and the guy opened wearing only underwear. He told us he and his wife were roleplaying. Of course, we didn’t trust this and asked to see his wife. After denying us entry we told him we would come back with a warrant. He reluctantly agreed to let us enter.
So we go in and he opened the basement door and inside was the freakiest dungeon. I mean chains, whips, things I couldn’t identify hanging on the wall. And in the middle hanging in chains was his gagged wife. We asked her but she told us everything was okay.
Turned out they were really into some odd stuff. Asked them to keep the screaming part in the basement and to a minimal. We did the whole thing with a straight face but as soon as we were in the car… Story credit: Reddit / leurts