People Who Told Incredible Legal Excuses That Ended Up Being Absolutely True

Can You Give Me a Ride?

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Stopped a guy on a suspended registration and he started getting upset, but not at me.

I ask him why he’s so upset, he says it’s the wife’s car, she stopped making payments and it got suspended. On top of that he was mad because he was on the way to the new GF’s and she was probably gonna dump him if he no-showed her.

I issued him a criminal ticket, thinking he was gonna back off and leave the story. Instead he goes, “I totally get why you gave me a ticket, but I don’t want this girl to dump me. She’s really special. Can you give me a ride there?” I say fine, but you have to introduce me… again thinking he’d back off the story.

He agrees and away we go. Were sitting outside and this girl refuses to come out, so he puts me on the phone. I tell her that its either she comes out and says hi or I bring him to jail.

Out she comes… and she’s a lovely person, inside and out. Dude hit the freaking jackpot.

He also plead guilty to the ticket haha… I never told him to do that but I got a kick out of it. I like to think it was him giving me a wave back. Story credit: Reddit / TheVoiceOfHam

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