Breaking and Entering
I was the one with the excuse!
Forgot my keys at friends place before going out drinking that night. Get home at 2 am, no keys. Only one of our windows didn’t have ghetto bars so I took the screen out and starting pushing/smacking it up (locks were on the sides only providing friction). As I’m halfway in, i just feel “WUMP!”
Got tackled into the house, the officer was still outside, holding onto my ankles. I look up and just said, “I’m astonished by your response time! I actually live here, let me get up, unlock the door, and give you my ID.”
So I did, and he stares at it for a second, then says sorry and sprints off to look for the person they were actually in the area looking for. Story credit: Reddit / gigglemetinkles