Charges Dismissed
I’ll throw my hat into the ring as a defence attorney.
Guy pulled over for impaired driving and charged later. My boss gets the criminal complaint and the guy shows up for his initial appearance and tells her he hadn’t been drinking despite horrifically failing the sobriety test. She’s literally sitting next to him and he’s obviously hammered again, disappointing but not uncommon for people with abuse issues.
The deputies arrest him for bail jumping because he drove himself to court that day and while out on bail he’s not supposed to drink. He adamantly denies drinking.
Blood tests come back. He didn’t drink. Dude’s diabetic without knowing it and naturally got himself “woozy” because sometimes when it goes untreated, diabetes can cause symptoms that look just like intoxication. Got him some insulin and the charges dismissed. Story credit: Reddit / prailock