Winter Break
Found a guy parked behind a middle school around 5:30am on a weekday morning during the school’s winter break so no one should be there. He didn’t have much of an excuse as to why he was there but nothing else was out of place and he wasn’t wanted.
It wasn’t until he drove away and I looked around where his car was parked and I found out what he was doing…. He had taken a massive dump that was just sitting on top of the snow still steaming. Made me laugh so hard all I could do was kick snow over it and go 10-8 (available for calls). Story credit: Reddit / AJ2488