I Wish
That’s easy. I’m a campus police officer and I was working the overnight shift. This of course means patrolling the parking lots and from time to time you find people parked in dark spots doing various….things.
On night I turn a corner and see a car in an empty lot so I drive up to it. As my lights passover it I see a guy sitting in the passenger seat leaned back, head laid back and mouth open and then I see what looks like a human head bobbing up and down in front of him…
Ive seen this before. I’m thinking someone is having a good time.
Nope.
Turns out its a guy from out of state who has a kid who goes to my college who was set to graduate the next day. The “head” is one of the balloons he bought for here at a nearby truck stop, he was asleep and left the air on and it got caught in an air current in front of him thus the bobbing up and down.
I woke him to check on him and eventually told him what it initially looked like. His only reply was, “Yeah, I wish.” Story credit: Reddit / Cassius_Rex