Iguanas Are An Entire Personality

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there with your dog. I don’t like animals that are so low to the ground. My iguana eats things alive. What does your dog eat? Oh it’s in that aisle? Cute. Where’s your hat?”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there with your dog. I don’t like animals that are so low to the ground. My iguana eats things alive. What does your dog eat? Oh it’s in that aisle? Cute. Where’s your hat?”