A Pair of Fools
My husband used to be a pretty wild kid, and he had brothers which meant that it was pretty much no holds barred around the house. They would pick on each other and fight whenever they got the chance in their young years.
They also shared a bedroom, so there was no safe zone from the frequent, childish attacks. Their poor parents really put up with a lot of mischief and I can hardly believe that my mild mannered partner used to pull such antics.
My husband got back at his brother for something when he was a kid by sitting on his brother’s face while he was asleep (like, with his brother’s nose right up his butt).
Not finished with him yet, he passed gas. Obviously, the brother woke up and chased him around the house. The hilarious part was that he had poop on his nose. Oranges13