“Psycho Ex” Stories That Will Make You Wish You Were Single

Take Me Back

When I was 21, a guy I broke up with started leaving notes and little gifts at the back door to my parents’ house. I threw them out, except for a mug with a ceramic cow at the bottom.

I named it “ex-boyfriend” and would play “drown the ex-boyfriend.” A few weeks later, I realized I had left a few things at his house and needed them back.

I arranged to go get them, and while I was there making awkward small talk, he blurted out, “I was going to lock the door behind you and force myself on you so you’d take me back.” Story credit: Reddit / noxetlux