She Took the Truck
I had a 1969 Dodge Power Wagon Pickup. No power steering, no power brakes, four-speed manual transmission 4×4. A beast of a truck and a beast to drive. When we divorced, my ex took my truck.
The judge said since she was giving me custody of our 3 kids and I would need the family car, it seemed only right she got my truck. Three weeks after finalizing, she was going down a muddy road and ditched it.
She damaged some of the front suspension and called the local guy with a tow truck to get it towed back to where she was living. Since she needed a car, he told her he would trade her a Chevy Citation for the broken down truck which she agreed to.
He then called me and sold me the truck for the cheapie price he originally had on the Citation. I loved it. I had to spend a couple hundred on repairs but she was freaked and mad when she learned I got my truck back. Story credit: Reddit / Tez_zer55