Real Life Bad Therapy Sessions That Were Very Memorable

I Heard You In My Head

A 20-something said, “You’re going to be proud of me!” one session. She said, “I paid a guy to put sugar in my ex-boyfriend’s motorcycle gas tank.” I said, “What made you think that would make me proud?”

She said, “Because, I wanted him to cut his brake lines, but I heard you in my head and knew you’d be disappointed.” Story credit: Reddit / Blue_Hulk