It Got Weird
When I was in my early 20s, I was still a virgin at the time and it was really upsetting me. A therapist told me it was a good thing, and then showed me pictures of STDs. Oh, but it got so much weirder than that.
She told me that STDs were God’s punishment for immoral behavior, and that one in three people had one. When I brought up the fact that condoms exist and can help with that, she told me that condoms couldn’t protect me from God’s anger.
She then prayed I remained a virgin until marriage, and that I would no longer desire to commit sin. Looking back, I should have reported her to some sort of therapist license board.
Also, I ended up getting plenty of action about a year after that, and still no STDs. I guess God isn’t angry enough at me. Story credit: Reddit / Beefstewforyou