The Leech
He dated another friend of mine on and off through middle and high school. Tried to convince them not to get married right out of high school, but they did. She took an almost full-time job and was going to college. He worked one weekend a month and two weeks a year in the reserves.
Most of the time he say around at home and did nothing. No housework of any kind, often had his little brother babysit the kid for him while he was home so he could smoke, drink, and play video games.
I once came over to take a look at his broken computer and it has a fried power supply because roaches were nesting in it.
He said he was working extra with the reserves, and maybe he did some, but his wife caught him emailing with a girl from another state offering to fly her in, spend a few days with her and tell his wife that he was working.
He told her it would never happen again, but it did. While his wife was pregnant with their second child. He did practically nothing in that relationship. He was a leech. Story credit: Reddit / iammandalore