Wink, Wink
My friend decided to get a couch from Craigslist. The posting described it as, “Never been used for outdoor furniture,” which I thought was an odd thing to focus on including in the ad, as I wouldn’t think couches are normally used for outdoor seating. I told this to her, and she insisted it would be fine.
We drive about an hour to the house to get the couch. It was this older hippie couple. They were COMPLETELY wrong about the measurements they listed on the ad, and the SUV we took didn’t really fit the couch. They told us about 50 times how this couch was so important to them and they were happy to see it go to nice people.
The couch had leaves and small tree branches underneath the cushions.