Treasure Trove
I bought a really nice looking microsuede sectional on Craigslist for a good price. A couple weeks later, I lost my remote and realized stuff could fall behind the cushions and down into to the black fabric that is stapled to the underside of couches. The only way to get it out was to cut a hole in this fabric. I got my remote out, and then realized there was other stuff in there too.
I proceeded to pull out 2 mismatched dirty socks, toenail clippers, a bong, woman’s underwear, and lastly a used and shriveled up condom. I stopped after that.