Oblivious
Met a girl in my chemistry class, we started talking and usually sat next to each other. One day I mention that I’m a little hungry and will probably get lunch after class.
She says she’s hungry too and we decide to get lunch together. Normally I’d be excited that a girl even talked to me, but she was way out of my league, so I didn’t think she’d even have a morsel of interest in me.
After lunch we go back to our Residence Hall, we lived in the same building. I go to get on the elevator to go up to the 6th floor, and she stops me by placing a hand on my forearm and says “wait, I think I left my sweater in your room” I simply look at her and say “you’ve never been in my room before”
After this I facepalmed so hard, and I regret it everyday. Now she doesn’t even look at me. Story credit: Reddit / pantsofcake