The Wind Beneath My Wings
Not me, but in high school I worked at a Canadian Tire with this guy. I forget his name, but he had a Space Invaders tattoo on his wrist. Anyway, we worked together upstairs (it was a really big store) and used to sneak off to smoke cigarettes (and occasionally other things).
One day, just as we’re coming back from smoking a bowl in the side stairwell, a voice comes over the loudspeaker asking for everyone’s attention.
It’s a young girl, and she asks for everyone’s attention because she goes on to publicly declare her eternal and undying love for him, her voice echoing throughout Canadian Tire, and then proceeds to sing Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler over the loudspeaker, dedicated to him.
He just took off and never came back to work. It was pretty hilarious. For me. Not for him. Or for her, I’d think. Poor girl. Story credit: Reddit / StickleyMan