Horsing Around
I was in a PSAT room with this guy that I knew had liked me for about eight years at that point (we met in our third grade class). I was eating an apple &, in his nervous desperation to talk to me, he decided that a great conversation starter would be “Hey. You look like a horse.”
Needless to say I fell head over heels & we’ve been together for two years now. Story credit: Reddit / [deleted]