Soggy
When I was in the 4th grade I remember having the biggest crush on a girl in my PE class. Having thought things through, I decided that I needed her to know my undying love for her. So I wrote her a note to deliver to her in PE.
So finally when we’re all sitting in our grid formation on the gym floor I decide the time has come. I get up and start walking to the fountain (she is in between and I planned on just dropping her the note en route).
However, in the 5 seconds between me getting up and when I am to drop the note off I decide that this is too easy – I must give her a challenge.
I then proceed to the water fountain with a new plan. As soon as I get there I plunge the note into the water creating a wet squishy mess that resembles a white lump of goo.
My logic at this point in my life was that the wet paper would create a situation in which she would have to spend some time decoding the note. By making the note harder to read, she would undoubtedly be impressed.
On the way back to my seat, I dropped the white piece of crap off with her. As you can probably guess, she didn’t know what in gods name it was. She just stared at it on the gym floor for a second with her mouth open. Before she could say anything I high tailed it back to my seat.
She not once ever spoke to me again. I think it is safe to assume that she did not decode the message. Story credit: Reddit / ghrey_ink