Without Missing a Beat
My niece and I are five years apart, so from time to time, people mistake us for a couple. We were hanging at the waterfront, and there was a cocktail party spilling over into the street. A woman walked out of the party carrying a glass, obviously tipsy, and saw us. When she did, she said, “Well, you’re an attractive couple.”
So, we laughed and told her that we were actually uncle and niece. Without missing a beat, the woman gave a disturbing reply: “Well, that doesn’t mean you can’t have something going on!” Story credit: Reddit / dewayneestes