Kitty Kisses
When I was little I used to warn people about my cat. She would bite people in the night and I would call them kisses..(oh how intelligent I was) any who my friends would be so terrified about the cat (she was a real witch) that they couldn’t sleep and would ask to go home.
So my parents or their parents would take them home around 11 or 12 at night. My parents would always ask why I told my friends about the cat, my response, “I was just trying to warn them.” Story credit: Reddit / Rhwallac